"Wise Cracks"

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny.
- Sam Donaldson

If a problem has no solution, it may not be aproblem, but a fact not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.
- Shimon Peres

What is a family, after all, except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen.
- Billy Joel

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
- Joyce Caro Oates

The real hero is always a her by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
- Umberto Eco

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
- Donald H. Rumsfeld

A lot of people approach risk as if it's the enemy when it's really fortune's accomplice.
- Sting

Chaos in the midst of chaos is ot funny, but chaos in the midst of order is funny.
- Steve Martins

Weddings have less to do with being married than with the fact that it is best to begin the most arduous journey surrounded by friends and wearing nice clothes.
- Tony Earley

Nothing tests your ethics like selling a used car.
- Linda Holland

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment.
- Willem Dafoe

You can't use creativity. The more you use, the more you have.
- Maya Angelou

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life.
- Richard Lewis

Brilliance is like for-wheel drive; it enables a person to get stuck in even more remote places.
- Garrison Keillor

When we put our best foot forward, the other one had better be good enough to stand on.
- Cullen Hightower

Always put off till tomorrow what you shouldn't do at all.
- Monis Handel

Watching the scenery instead of the car ahead is the way to become part of both.
- Robert Anthony

Dig your well before you are thirsty.
- Harvey Mackay

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you got even less than you settled for.
- Marvin Dowd in New York Times

Never pay one back with his own coin, recall that he who throws the mud gets dirty hands.
- C. K. Bona

Old buildings are like friends. They reassure people in times of change. Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and un-ruffled under all circumstances.
- Thomas Jefferson